[ He chuckles. His grin is quick and easy, though. The kind of effortless smile that comes from years of practice at it, and also just, in general, enjoying attention. ]

... If being loved is a crime, then I guess I'm going to have to call up a detective and turn myself in. What can I say? People love a man who can play. Ach! I'm telling you. It's only inconvenient on the days I'm trying to get some peace and quiet.

But I hate being crammed into my office all the time. I'm a bird. I have to spread my wings and soar.

[ A light pause. ]

... Also, I received a noise complaint.